April Showers Bring May Flowers

From 2006.



April showers bring May flowers
The sun comes out in June
In July, it gets so hot it, it tends to make you swoon.
August comes to roast the world
September starts to cool
In October, we dress up, and tend to make a fool.
November is the Turkey Day
December’s filled with snow
January starts the New Year
February is love-full.
March is filled with endless hours…
And April showers bring May flowers.

Gecko

From 2006.


Today a gecko ran across Mom's feet
Otter thought it'd make a nice treat.
He chased it with all his might,
but - oh! - the gecko gave Mom a fright.
She screamed for Papa
And I came,
"Emergency!" she screamed and screamed.
I went for Papa,
"I said, "Come quick!
Mom is having quite a fit!
There's a gecko on your shower floor
Mom's convinced there's thousands more!"